Kiss Prophecy!!

Professors of different subjects define the same word "kiss" in different ways:

1. Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

2. Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

3. Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

4. Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

5. Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

6. Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

7. Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

8. Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

9. Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

10. Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

11. Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

12. Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

13. Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

14. Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.
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Source: A forwarded Mail

Modification Algorithm:

Lucky_Number=5
For i=1 to 14
{
Read Line : Professor of X.
for X.
Link Professor of X to X%Lucky_Number-TH weblink in google search for X.
}
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