I, Human: Says a Software Engineer

Here are the two lawsets emerging from Artificial Physics, cause I don't have any other term to describe the laws. :)

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Law Set 1:

Title: Threats of High Scale Automation on Human Beings.
Source: Ctrl-C Ctrl-V from a Sci-Fi Movie.
Target Audience: Those leading a mechanical life.
Syndication Tags: Systems, Cybernetics, and Man

Law #1- A robot cannot harm a human being, nor through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm

Law #2-A robot must obey a human being, except when it conflicts with the first law

Law #3-A robot must strive to protect its own existence, except where it conflicts with the first two laws.
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Law Set 2

Source: Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V from an Orkut Scrap(Syndication Keywords)
Target Audience: Technology Freaks
Syndication Tags: Software Engineering,Software Quality Assurance, Application of Physical laws in developing software models.

Law 1 : Every Software Engineer continues his state of
chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by
manager.


Law 2 : The rate of change in the software is directly
proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the
quick rate as when deadline force is applied.


Law 3 : For every Use Case Manifestation there is an
equal but opposite Software Implementation.

Law 4 : (Emerging from a bug created due to the three laws mentioned in the above software development model)

Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

"Human Being is an operating system managing a database of information having the most complex entity relationship diagrams based on the most simplistic normal forms."